Infinite Universes, Zero Nicoles Dancing

Illustration: Emoji lady dancing in the universe? She says, "Nope."

In their first episode for a new year and season, Nicole and Michael talk about how being homemaker is more than a full time job, why doing an annual insurance checkup is a good idea, updating WiFi security cameras, an assortment of recent Amazon purchases, doing a trial of Apple One, Fitness+ and News+, pizza bowls, and a roll-up of what they’ve been watching.

You Have a Collect Call from Steve in the Other Universe

Photo of Steve calling on the phone.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about Nicole’s dad Steve, hospice, cremation, getting important documents in order, sketchy passport companies, stuff dogs should not eat, Hulu’s throne of ad-free lies, favorite entry way rugs, and what they’ve been streaming.

Nicole Doesn’t Frigging Care About Your Dreams

Illustration of a person dreaming.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael chat about home electrical updates, new humidifiers, the universe of Govee Lights, new toys for Henry, the perfect storage container for your basement, what they’re thankful for, and everything that they’ve been watching.

How Much Does it Cost to Ship a Unicorn?

Illustration: Unicorns by Mail.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about the cross over to the Fall/Winter season, a few of their favorite light-relighted electronics, smart power strips, recent celebrity deaths, and catch up on what they’ve been streaming.

Election Clerk Enters MAGA Supporter’s Punch Circle

Photo of hats.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss voting and the 2024 US election, day of the dead for dogs, special dog backpacks, new towels, sneaks, a special candy with no sugar, shedding dogs, and what they’ve been watching.

Clementine Stickers Are Cuter Than Brad Pitt

Screenshot of a custom Clementine text message sticker.

Listen to Nicole and Michael discuss MVP’s new obsession with crab grass, why getting up early for the farmer’s market matters, all the new features in iOS 18, and a run down of what they’ve been watching.

Please Clean After Your Do

Photo: Dog poop bag dispenser.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about new options for helping senior dogs with joint pain, delivery of their new refrigerator, what it’s like getting a new driveway, sugar-free Faygo, fire alarms at 2 a.m., the new iOS, how to get three months free of Apple TV+, and what they’ve been watching.

That Weird Smell in Your Fridge is Evapotranspiration

Photo of an ear of corn in the fridge.

Nicole and Michael dare to record an episode of their famous podcast later in the day than usual, resulting in a exploration into topics like gabapentin for dogs, getting sick at the dentist, and what’s wrong with the final seasons of your favorite shows.

There is Probably Poison Ivy in Stardew Valley

Screenshot from Stardew Valley.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss the dangers of poison ivy and oak, Nicole discovers the best lighting accessory and tries out an AI chat bot. We also discuss farming games, exercise, bug eating bugs, locating lost Apple devices, ad blockers, and the best of what’s fit to watch on streaming.