MVP Recommends a Book He’s Never Actually Read

Imaginary image of the book War and Peace on a desert island.

Nicole and Michael are back with a rapid-fire round of questions, confessions, and chaotic honesty. But first — Nicole has something she just needs to talk about: the viral collector craze behind the 2025 Glass Starbucks Bearista Cup (and a little reminder of last year’s $60 Barbie Stanley mayhem). From there, they dive into everything from nemeses and algorithms to zombie apocalypse plans and whether aliens are real. It’s a little bit deep, a little bit unhinged, and completely them.

Mafia Switches to Hobby Horse Heads Due to Fear of Germs From Hand Dryers

Members of the mafia showcasing their hobby horses.

In this episode, we cover everything from waterproof dog fashion and waterless shampoos to spooky Halloween backdrops and surprisingly germy hand dryers. We also dive into the competitive world of hobby horses (yes, really), an art heist at the Louvre, and a daylight-saving recap. All that plus what we’ve been streaming.

Marigold (Goldie) VanPutten – September 27, 2025 – 65 Pounds – 100% Good Girl

Portrait of Goldie.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates on Marigold’s weight journey and Henry’s latest bout with stress colitis, talk pet nutrition, allergies, and supplements, and dive into the world of AI-generated content—from spotting fakes to using tools like Sora 2. Plus, they debate printers, streaming costs, and what’s worth watching this week.

There Just Aren’t Enough Thoughts and Prayers

Screenshot of an online bible store.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael are joined by David to unpack the chaos surrounding Charlie Kirk’s death, firings across politics and workplaces, and the oddities of how different states and institutions responded. They dive into the symbolism of flags, sports tributes, and the grim reality of school shootings—asking what safety even looks like for kids today, right down to the idea of bulletproof backpacks.

The Guy Who Invented the E-collar had Two First Names. Just saying.

Photo of Frankie.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael spiral through a well stocked buffet of topics—from debates in the dog training community about collars and methods, to favorite products like coffee machines, leashes, boots, and pet first aid kits. They also touch on practical home and garden items, insurance considerations, and wrap up with a binge-watch roundup of new and classic shows across streaming platforms.

Our House Was Built on a Foundation of Buttermilk Pancakes

Photo of a tasty stack of pancakes.

Nicole and Michael dive into a series of thought-provoking and sometimes funny “big questions” — from who they’d invite as a dream dinner guest, to the perfect day, embarrassing moments, and even which invention tops their list. Along the way, they explore gratitude, life regrets, and what really matters most when time is short.

Nicole is the Literal Lord of the Flies

Close up photo of a house fly.

In this episode, we cover everything from the latest Hulu and Disney+ picks to trampoline-jumping animals, Verizon plan changes, and the quirks of smoke detectors. We dive into bug-zapping gadgets, rescue dog realities, and a whirlwind of true-crime and TV binges—from “The Phoenician Scheme” to “Happy Gilmore 2.” It’s a mix of tech tips, odd news, streaming recs, and a few “everyone got tricked” moments.

Corn Is Not The Only Vegetable Sweating Right Now

Illustration/map showing US heat forecasts for Monday, July 28.

Nicole and Michael say goodbye to celebs, talk shrinking daylight, sweaty vegetables, Aussie dog drama, and the $50K cloning question. Plus: Henry’s rear, smart TV tips, iced tea hacks, and why vanity sizing is ruining lives. It’s hot, chaotic, and weirdly informative—just how we like it.

Clementine

In this episode, Nicole and Michael remember their beloved Clementine, unexpected stitches, car sickness and Henry, clematis, healthy protein snacks, and a round up of what they’ve been watching the past few weeks.

It’s 100° Outside, Write Your Own Title

Image of a hot thermometer.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael dive into a wide range of topics. They discuss ways to stay cool during heat domes and explore the world of hospice and palliative care for dogs. Nicole shares her experience making yogurt in an Instant Pot, comparing different ingredients and their costs. The duo also delves into the realm of protein drinks, offering recommendations for baking, cooking, and ready-to-drink options. Learn how to transform an old iPad into a functional weather station, and get tips for identifying and treating poison ivy and poison oak. Lastly, they share some of their favorite shows and movies for your entertainment.