Clementine Stickers Are Cuter Than Brad Pitt

Screenshot of a custom Clementine text message sticker.

Listen to Nicole and Michael discuss MVP’s new obsession with crab grass, why getting up early for the farmer’s market matters, all the new features in iOS 18, and a run down of what they’ve been watching.

Please Clean After Your Do

Photo: Dog poop bag dispenser.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael talk about new options for helping senior dogs with joint pain, delivery of their new refrigerator, what it’s like getting a new driveway, sugar-free Faygo, fire alarms at 2 a.m., the new iOS, how to get three months free of Apple TV+, and what they’ve been watching.

That Weird Smell in Your Fridge is Evapotranspiration

Photo of an ear of corn in the fridge.

Nicole and Michael dare to record an episode of their famous podcast later in the day than usual, resulting in a exploration into topics like gabapentin for dogs, getting sick at the dentist, and what’s wrong with the final seasons of your favorite shows.

There is Probably Poison Ivy in Stardew Valley

Screenshot from Stardew Valley.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael discuss the dangers of poison ivy and oak, Nicole discovers the best lighting accessory and tries out an AI chat bot. We also discuss farming games, exercise, bug eating bugs, locating lost Apple devices, ad blockers, and the best of what’s fit to watch on streaming.

Enter the Fire Exit for Big Savings

Save big money.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael return from a multi-week break to reminisce about things that have sucked lately, celebrities who have recently died, Henry’s special diet, Gotcha Day celebrations, keto-friendly brownie mixes, mattress toppers, and what they’ve been watching.

No Bugs Were Killed During this Episode, Except That One

The bug that was squished, maybe.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael are dog sitting again. Nicole has tips on cleaning floor fans and windows. We get a new air conditioner, apply solar films to our windows, and clean the roof. We also got a free home energy analysis, grew grass, and watched a bunch of streaming video.

The Expandable Hose Enters Nicole’s Punch Circle

Photo of a garden hose.

In this episode, Nicole and Michael share updates on life after tree removal, the process of planting new seeds, tornados romping through the region, Ryan Hall, emergency apps, disappointing northern lights watching, and test keto bakes for upcoming birthdays.

Ten Mediocre Show Recommendations and One Kick Ass Cake

Photo of a four tier cake with red roses.

Nicole and Michael bring you up to date on making your own dog treats, handling dog motion sickness, ladder maintenance, tree removal, estate planning, and a round up of what they’ve been watching.